One Disturbing Chat Log

Location: Blogger Cash Game during the Friday Night Donkament

MiamiDon: where is waffles?
twoblackaces: playing high stakes
twoblackaces: :-)
weak_player: jacking it to asian porn
twoblackaces: that too
jimdniacc: High stakes world of warcraft?
Julius_Goat: with manna rebuys
weak_player: high stakes jacking?
jimdniacc: that is a disturbing image
jimdniacc: lol
weak_player: i know
weak_player: so sorry
twoblackaces: oh man
Julius_Goat: Gabe Kaplan is the commentator for
HSJ
weak_player: hahahaha
weak_player: i can somehow picture that
Julius_Goat: Matusow does color
twoblackaces: ahhhhhhh
twoblackaces: and the in depth analysis?
MiamiDon: he runs like zeus until it gets HU
Julius_Goat: ow don
Julius_Goat: OW OW OW OW
twoblackaces: geez don
hoyazo: its funny cuz its true
Julius_Goat: no, that's why it HURTS
jimdniacc: serious injury concerns for the participants
weak_player: i am so sorry i started that
weak_player: so so sorry
jimdniacc: not to mention perfromance enhancing
lubricants
jimdniacc: and that's all you'll hear from me on the
matter :)
Julius_Goat: ejected for roughing
jimdniacc: lol
twoblackaces: lol
Julius_Goat: Kaplan: "Now, Waffles is going to go
for two hands here for sure . . ."
Julius_Goat: Kaplan: "What I meant to say was,
he'll try the self-suck"
jimdniacc: Matusow: "Boy he sure loves jackin it,
don't he Gabe!?!"
Julius_Goat: "Well, AJ, these guys are pros
Julius_Goat: "They do this EVERY DAY"
jimdniacc: "Sometimes two or three practice
sessions a day, to get the technique down perfect."
weak_player: "i think he is slowrolling him"

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Warning: Non-poker related.

Who are these people that have nothing better to do than bug the shit out of me?!?

[04:29] kelle_babe: How was your day today? well, mine was pretty good . Though, i just went through your lovely profile now at germansinglesonline.com and i'm intrigued. I'll like to learn more about you if you don't mind getting back to me.hope to chat with you soon.bye for now.....kelle.

German Singles Online? I'm not that stupid. There's no effing way I'm on German Singles.