One Disturbing Chat Log

Location: Blogger Cash Game during the Friday Night Donkament

MiamiDon: where is waffles?
twoblackaces: playing high stakes
twoblackaces: :-)
weak_player: jacking it to asian porn
twoblackaces: that too
jimdniacc: High stakes world of warcraft?
Julius_Goat: with manna rebuys
weak_player: high stakes jacking?
jimdniacc: that is a disturbing image
jimdniacc: lol
weak_player: i know
weak_player: so sorry
twoblackaces: oh man
Julius_Goat: Gabe Kaplan is the commentator for
HSJ
weak_player: hahahaha
weak_player: i can somehow picture that
Julius_Goat: Matusow does color
twoblackaces: ahhhhhhh
twoblackaces: and the in depth analysis?
MiamiDon: he runs like zeus until it gets HU
Julius_Goat: ow don
Julius_Goat: OW OW OW OW
twoblackaces: geez don
hoyazo: its funny cuz its true
Julius_Goat: no, that's why it HURTS
jimdniacc: serious injury concerns for the participants
weak_player: i am so sorry i started that
weak_player: so so sorry
jimdniacc: not to mention perfromance enhancing
lubricants
jimdniacc: and that's all you'll hear from me on the
matter :)
Julius_Goat: ejected for roughing
jimdniacc: lol
twoblackaces: lol
Julius_Goat: Kaplan: "Now, Waffles is going to go
for two hands here for sure . . ."
Julius_Goat: Kaplan: "What I meant to say was,
he'll try the self-suck"
jimdniacc: Matusow: "Boy he sure loves jackin it,
don't he Gabe!?!"
Julius_Goat: "Well, AJ, these guys are pros
Julius_Goat: "They do this EVERY DAY"
jimdniacc: "Sometimes two or three practice
sessions a day, to get the technique down perfect."
weak_player: "i think he is slowrolling him"